David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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