I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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