Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
