I smell stomach acid.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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