It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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