Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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