I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
