I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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