Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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