he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
