Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Blow job season was short but glorious.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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