We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have feelings that need drinking.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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