i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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