I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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