ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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