We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
im six kinds of drunk right now
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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