Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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