Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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