So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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