Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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