How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
True strength comes from lack of pants
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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