Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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