if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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