This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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