Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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