real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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