so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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