If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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