We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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