I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Randomize
