Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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