im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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