Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
