just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
