She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
