do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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