Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
