that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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