i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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