He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
