Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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