:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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