just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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