i barfeds in our rink
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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