He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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