We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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