Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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