lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
only if we run a train.
done.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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