at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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