oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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